Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tofu

HI this is Priss (the more interseting one of us dont tell Sass) and I'm soooooooo sorry about the last post my sister gets realy distracted sometimes and has a huge build up for some thing small, but I LOVE Her Any Way!!!!!!! So today for some reason we disided to go out and get some tofu ( why I have no idea but we did) and that go me wondering is their any thing interesting that is made out of tofu not like food but like interesting, so I looked it up and this is what i found...



Isn't he cute my sister said "I would name him MeatStick becaus if you dont eat meat you eat tofu ,get it? Do ya? Do ya?" So I didnt make this it came from stangekiss.com so its not me who provided this awsome picture of the first tofu man (robot). So I started to wonder what else is there in the art of tofu??? So my search continude...
And I found a picture of Rob Pattison under tofu... I am so confused.
So I contined my search and found alot of weird things that made me really confused so I think that I really should go lie down and when I am done I will ponder what is happening to this world if the thing that I found were labled as tofu.
Good bye and I would recomend that you don't search tofu!!!

MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!

Ok, so we know this not the best way to start off a blog BUT.... the end of the World has come so grab your children and run for the nearest exit. Ok, ok i know it cant be that bad but to us it is, but before we tell you about this tragic happening, you need to know more about us before you can even begin to understand this the way we do. Ok, well me and Priss (well my name is Sass, and yes those are our real names) are forever bonded together by the vow of sisterhood. We are identical twins. But that does not mean we dress alike and talk in unison or finish off each others sentances and then giggle about it like its such a great and wonderful thing. No, we are not like that at all we may look alike but we are (on the inside) nothing alike. Period! For one Priss is a girly girl who paints her nails hot pink with flowers and hearts, then goes shopping for hours just to find the perfect lilac tank top with the light blue stripes. Yes, thats my sister. I, on the other hand am a tomboy, i wear sweats when we go to the mall, and try to find the cutest pair of pumas possible just so to outdue my sisters new prada heels. I dont paint my nails (unless its spit color or black, or brown or white ... but still) we are nothing alike (exept our looks.) We live for shopping. (correction: my sister lives for shopping I just tag along and buy stuff I think is cute.)
Ok so your probably wondering what we look like... right? Well our hair is jet black (natural ...of course.) Exept mine is a little past my shoulders and my sisters is a little above her hip bones. Our Eyes our misty gray. AND NO WE ARE NOT GOTHS! I REPEAT WE ARE NOT GOTHS!!! Goths are gross and wear too much eyeliner. (no offense to you goths out there but the truth has to come out sometimes.) But yes we are kinda on the short and small side.
Ok, now back to the end of the world, I just heard a rumor that Guichi is going out of business (but thats impossible..... right?) I Guess its not War of the Worlds bad but still its worth writing about.
Thanks for listening (I'll try to keep more on track later :)